扫帚处理巨大的锁链和交通锥在车库里撞上我的洞

A morning in the garage using my hole and insides with large random objects. Sweeping the floor with the broom handle shoved up inside me so deep every twist and turn causes pain in my guts before fucking myself hard on the broom handle at a 90 degree angle inside my rectum. Then stuffing over a meter of chains into my guts and yanking them out. And finally sitting on a traffic cone and fucking it up into my insides hard