第一人称视角 - 秘书屁股崇拜

So Minion, we've reviewed you. I mean, you're not the greatest worker we've got, but I know

I can do whatever I fucking want to, which is why I keep you here. I mean, why else would

I keep you here? You don't really put that much effort into your job. Not as much as

I would like you to. Half the time you're so tired, so fucking ugly, gruffy, which is

why I feel the best time is when you're in my office, serving me. Doing whatever I want,