直肠发热检查+（射精）药物分发！

I want YOU to take on the role of my doctor today! I haven't been feeling very well since last night. That's why you absolutely have to examine me, take my temperature with the thermometer, preferably several times, rectally and in different positions, just to be on the safe side! If my temperature doesn't go down, I urgently need an injection of medicine, preferably in liquid form, injected anally!